Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back.

Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”


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If she doesn’t scare the hell out of you a little, she’s not the one.
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So if you guys think you’ve had a bad day, summer, ect…
My boyfriend pretended he was depressed and didn’t have a phone for two months so wasn’t talking to me, and I just found out that he has a new girlfriend who he “loves” plus a girl on the side who’s probably been around the whole time.
He’s been ignoring me and even faking not being on social media (he still has our picture as his twitcon) so I think he’s just depressed and doesn’t have a phone, instead of simply breaking up with me

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You think I’m not a goddess?
Try me.
This is a torch song.
Touch me and you’ll burn.

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yes adventure time. explain colonialism and racial imperialism to children and high niggas.

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Spirited Away (2001) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

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